How To Feel Like An Ass, In Three Easy Steps

Step One: Decide couch is no longer working, for various ergonomic and aesthetic reasons. Convince husband of same.

Step Two: Collect recliners from storage at parents' house. Generally put everyone out doing this.

Sirius, in shock after realizing there's no place for him in this new furniture arrangement. 

Step Three: After about twelve hours trying to convince yourself otherwise, decide you hate the recliners, because you can no longer snuggle with your dogs. Repeat steps one and two, substituting "recliners," for couch, and vice versa.

Hope you're having a better weekend than I am.



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